Department of Nothing
The Department of Nothing
Ten small machines, each precision-engineered to accomplish nothing. Pick one.
- 01The Button One button, pressed worldwide. Resets at midnight UTC. Purpose: none.
- 02Do Not Press A button you have been asked not to press. A public record is kept.
- 03Only At 3AM Open between 3:00 and 3:59 AM, your local time. Closed otherwise.
- 04Tab Endurance Measures how long you have kept this tab open. A leaderboard is maintained.
- 05Hold Press and hold. Let go and it is over. Everyone currently holding is shown.
- 06The Waiting Room Please take a seat. Your position in line will improve. Eventually.
- 07The Progress Bar One progress bar, shared by everyone. It takes exactly one year to fill.
- 08Unsubscribe Unsubscribe from a newsletter you never signed up for. It only takes seven steps.
- 09Professional Coin Flip A coin flip, conducted to professional standards, with a full statistical report.
- 10Someone Else Is Here A blank page. Each dot is another person on it right now.